Partly inspired by the grisly, real-life exploits of serial killers Fred and Rosemary West, and starring Shane Meadows regular Perry Benson (Somers Town; This Is England), the film puts a unique spin on the British horror genre, setting its tale very close to home (quite literally) and resulting in a brutally realistic horror story.

Directed by Steven Sheil and co-starring Dido Miles, Olga Fedori, Toby Alexander and newcomer Ainsley Howard, this boundary-pushing journey into suburban terror is not without its moments of dark humour, but, viewers be warned, MUM & DAD is definitely not a film for the squeamish or the easily offended.

www.mumanddadthemovie.com


Zatoichi the Blind Swordsman On Joost

Internet TV network Joost which recently dumped its software application in favour of 100% browser based viewing carries a varied range of programming. In amoust the channels tagged retro tv, is a channel carries episodes from the classic Japanese TV series Zatoichi The Blind Swordsman which stars Shintarô Katsu as teh titular hero. Katsu played Zatoichi in over 20 movies and 100 tv outings. His real life brother Tomisaburo Wakayama, starred in the nearly as legendary Babycart / Lone Wolf and Cub / Shogun Assassin series of movies.

There are around 26 episodes available over at Joost running around 45 minutes each. I am not sure however which regions they are available in, as licensing restrictions continue to dog legal internet TV's abilty to really take advantage of the webs inherent world wide nature.

Watch the episodes of classic Japanese series Zatoichi The Blind Swordsman on joost.com


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Bad Biology On DVD

Acclaimed shlock-horror director Frank Henenlotter (the Basket Case trilogy, Frankenhooker, Brain Damage) makes a deliciously perverse and hugely welcome return to outrageously repulsive form with his first film in 16 years, Bad Biology, a bizarre and twisted story of a genitally-endowed young woman's search for sexual fulfilment.

Opening with the voice-over line, "I was born with seven clits," the film introduces us to Jennifer (Charlee Danielson), an insatiable nymphomaniac whose multi-pronged sexual organ has given her a constant craving for penile stimulation. Unfortunately, the sexual satisfaction Jennifer seeks is proving very hard to find. Worse, each disappointing sexual encounter she experiences results in a two-hour pregnancy period that produces an always-unwanted mutant baby.

Unknown to Jennifer, just across town lies the solution to her frustration in the form of a young man called Batz (Anthony Sneed), whose own sexual shortcomings have led him to inject growth steroids directly into his penis. Thanks to some unfortunate side effects, Batz has now become the concerned owner of a 24-inch member with a drug addiction and a mind of its own! Naturally, Batz and Jennifer are destined to meet, but will their eventual encounter prove to be what either of them is looking for?

Proving he's lost none of his crazed enthusiasm for putting on screen what most people wouldn't even dare to imagine, Henenlotter delivers a jaw-dropping horror-comedy guaranteed to shock even the most hardened horror fans who think they've seen it all. From penis point-of-view shots to topless models in vagina masks and endless orgasms to an anthropomorphic cock bursting through walls and floorboards on a rampage of rape and destruction, BAD BIOLOGY is a tour-de-force of extreme cinema. Bizarre, outrageous, offensive and riotously funny, it is almost certainly destined for cult classic status amongst fans of off-the-wall horror flicks.

BAD BIOLOGY (cert. 18) will be released on DVD (£12.99) by Revolver on 16th February 2009.


Sometimes the soul of a dead person has been so tainted with evil that it is denied entrance to heaven. It must endlessly wander the borderlands between worlds, desperately searching for a new body to inhabit.  And sometimes it actually succeeds.
Writer/director David Goyer (Blade: Trinity, The Invisible, Batman Begins) gives a terrifying glimpse into the life of the undead in The Unborn, a supernatural thriller that follows a young woman pulled into a world of nightmares when a demonic spirit haunts her and threatens everyone she loves.
 
Casey Bell (Odette Yustman) hated her mother for leaving her as a child. But when inexplicable things start to happen, Casey begins to understand why she left. Plagued by merciless dreams and a tortured ghost that haunts her waking hours, she must turn to the only spirtual advisor, Sendak (Gary Oldman), who can make it stop.
 
With Sendak’s help, Casey uncovers the source of a family curse dating back to Nazi Germany -- a creature with the ability to inhabit anyone or anything that is getting stronger with each possession. With the curse unleashed, her only chance at survival is to shut a doorway from beyond our world that has been pried open by someone who was never born.


Hugh Jackman reprises the role that made him a superstar – as the fierce fighting machine who possesses amazing healing powers, retractable claws and a primal fury. Leading up to the events of X-MEN, X-MEN ORIGINS: WOLVERINE tells the story of Wolverine’s epically violent and romantic past, his complex relationship with Victor Creed, and the ominous Weapon X program. Along the way, Wolverine encounters many mutants, both familiar and new, including surprise appearances by several legends of the X-Men universe whose appearances in the film series have long been anticipated.

www.xmenoriginswolverine.co.uk |


Lyon, the late 1970s Police inspector François (Guillaume Canet) learns that his brother, Gabriel (François Cluzet), has been released from prison after serving ten years for murder. There’s no happy reunion for the cop and his older brother, but they share a desire to draw a line under the past. Gabriel tries to settle down and François bends over backwards to help him. But real life and the demons of the past catch up with them. For these two brothers divided by the lives they’ve chosen but bonded by blood, the paths they follow strangely seem to lead them to the same impasse.


This animated short by Run Wrake was my top pick from the Kino Film Festival 2006 and, like one of my recent short film picks, Pencil Face, is a dark tale to be careful what you wish for. Enjoy!


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The Bird People In China

A Salaryman and a world-weary Yakuza travel to a remote part of China in search of Jade, only to discover a life so far untouched and so far removed from their own that it effects them each in unexpected ways.

Takashi Miike has become rather a household name in the cult movie circles these days thanks to the increasing popularity of the Asia Extreme cinema, famed for its raw and frenetic violence and disturbed narrative. I myself have come to know Miike through this very strain of film and so you can just imagine my surprise when I happened upon The Bird People In China. With all its promises of “a haunting and poetic masterpiece” and such like it was certainly an intriguing contradiction in terms of director and subject. With such an interesting premise I couldn’t help but wonder if Miike would pull it off.

What followed was nearly two hours of what must be the gentlest film I’ve ever seen, and certainly one of the loveliest as the story takes its own time meandering along just as the tracks do in the heart-stopping mountain scenery. This film is so serene that by the end you feel as if Miike’s sung you a lullaby that’s crept up on you in such a way as you’d hardly even noticed. But this isn’t a pretentious nothingness and neither is it a sickening slice of whimsical pap. It’s actually a very delicate and well-observed view on some very humane issues like national identity, communication and a sense of belonging and heritage. Miike crafts these issues with a calm hand and a sensitive eye which, for all its patient observation, is not so blind in pursuit of charm as to neglect the realism which made similar films such as Herzog’s Aguirre, Wrath of God so well respected.

Bird People is of course full of analogies and metaphors and messages of worldly importance, the theme of finding riches of a far less tangible nature when on the trail of material wealth is certainly nothing new in cinema. In this instance, however, we have it without the ham-handed Hollywood approach of inexcusable preaching. What we do have is a considerate story handled with humour and genuine affection as we are left free to observe the subtle changes of our three protagonists. Like three wretched stooges, Wada (Masahiro Motoki), Ujiie (Renji Ishibashi) and Shen (Mako) manage to stay the right side of bumbling buffoons thanks to skilled direction and acting. ? in particular, with his almost imperceptible descent into well meaning madness is so accurately portrayed as to be utterly convincing in terms of being both tender and darkly frightening at the same instance. It is at these times that we see a glimpse of Miike’s directorial heritage with some surreal and blunt violence, which makes you wonder if he just couldn’t help himself but in the context only adds to the realism in the otherwise utopian feel.

It’s very hard to fault this film. It’s a pleasure from beginning to end and the only real fault really lies in that it had to end at all, just as you realised you’ve lapsed into the dreamy Miike lullaby state. The extremely slow pace won’t be to everybody’s taste, and it’s certainly a departure from the Takashi Miike beaten track, but just when you thought he’d taken off on a peculiar flight of fancy, he goes and makes a perfect landing.

A subtly endearing fairytale-like adventure which soars with ease to the heady heights of a near perfect.


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